Titus was abandoned within hours of his birth and raised by the Sisters of Collective Mercy. From his humble beginnings as a casual blogger and tweeter, he has quickly become one of the most popular, beloved and astute observers of Australian sport. As a satirist, writer, blogger, podcaster and broadcaster, Titus has amassed an enormous and dedicated fanbase, who value his acerbic wit and cutting-edge analysis of Australian sports and culture. A regular contributor to the Herald Sun (through his much anticipated "Monday Knee-Jerk Reaction" to the weekend in footy) and, since 2016, Channel 7's AFL coverage, Titus regularly highlights the highs, the lows and the absurdities of our greatest game. A long-suffering Demons fan, Titus embodies the notion that misery can be your muse. When a sports story breaks, we all want to know what Titus will make of it.